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You know you're a total Yaoi fangirl when: 'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' ;) or Semuke!) 'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats' Eg: I HATE YOU SO MUCH GO DIE I HATE YOU MORE YOU LOSER Is Yaoi code for: I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS ME TOO LET'S GO MAKE OUT You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it (Eg: Sasuke, when he's SO obv